This is politically correct because I am an Okie and I understand all of this.
- You know the address of Mathis Brothers
- You refer to the weather men by their first name
- You planned your wedding around a football schedule
- You call 30mph winds a light breeze
- You see an Obama bumper sticker & assume they are from “out of town”
- You have voted on chicken fighting
- Your favorite Christmas carol is BC Clark jingle
- When you hear someone say Texas you immediately think “SUCKS”
- Someone you know graduated with a famous country singer
- you can pronounce Gotebo
- You plan an additional 30 minutes for any road trip because of certain road construction
- you don’t think it’s odd to name airports after people who died in plane crashes
- You can’t name 3 NFL players, but you can name every player on the OU roster
- You have had an argument with someone over who’s high school had the highest pregnancy rate
- You’ve had to use both the heat & A/c on the same day
- You’ve asked someone what type of “Coke” do they want & they’ve replied “Dr. Pepper”
- You hear a tornado siren & run outside to look
- You use the word “fixin” when you are telling people what you are about to do (even if it doesn’t involve “fixing” anything)
- You say you hate Texas, but secretly hope they take OK with them if they ever leave the Union
- You call Oklahoma “Okie-Homa”
- You don’t think it’s odd to name a college mascot after people who cheated
- Your local car commercials look more like amateur comedy acts
- You learned to shoot a gun before tying your shoes
- You don’t think it’s odd to have ammunition, movie rentals & fishing bate at the gas station
- You think a F250 4×4 is more of a status symbol than a BMW
- You have at least 5 friends who work in the oil & gas industry
- You only have to drive an hour to go on a hunting trip
- 80% of the music on the radio is either Christian or Country or some mix of the two
- You spend 10 minutes at a 4-way stop because everyone keeps motioning for someone else to go first
- The word “bedlam” gets you excited
- Everytime someone says “O.K.” you start thinking L-A-H-O-M-A….Oklahoma, OK!
